What is this world?

win! :D

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vulgarvulgar:

The whale: an animal that evolved to walk on land and then decided ‘fuck this shit. I’m Egetting back in the water.’

The Whale natures first Eric Cartman: ‘screw you guys, i’m going home!’

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theartofanimation:

Thom Tenery

liquidacid:

this is the best one of these ive ever seen

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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!(v)

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motherjones:

laphamsquarterly:

There’s your problem, Plato. 

leasthelpful:

And for some reason the guy doesn’t even mention Jesus 

Sigh, Amazon commenter world. Sigh.

plato: lived between 400 to 300 BCE.

Jehovah originates from the Hebrew language, from the Torah specifically. the Torah is believed to have been written sometime between 600 to 400 BCE. 

Jehovah wouldn’t see use until at the earliest 500 CE.

the religious, don’t even follow their own facts. xD 

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